Not too long ago I wrote about Black Friday and meeting milfs while shopping. Well, if you’re still frantically wondering what to get someone that you’re just starting to date, chances are that store clerk isn’t going to be that helpful. Good news for you is that I’ve got the perfect gift that will without a doubt help you get laid faster than you can imagine. I’m talking about the good old dick in a box present!

Dick In A Box (Christmas Gift, History, Strategy)

There is some wonderful history behind the infamous dick in a box and many don’t know where it came from. It spawned from a funny Saturday Night Live episode around the holiday season. Most people out there laughed and moved on with their lives.

I decided to do something different…I took action.

I wanted to learn anything and everything behind the science of this fantastic gift exchange. It felt like getting struck by lightning. That instant spark that hit me like a front-end loader made me realize one thing! I need to give my dick in a box to as many milfs out there this holiday season as possible.

So, I did just that!

I set out to deliver my dick in a box to any milf interested in receiving a big gift that would make them scream with pleasure. I was able to successfully deliver my dick in a box to more than enough mature ladies this year.

If you ask me, it was all in the approach that I took. It got me style points for sure and the way that I see it, most milfs are looking for dick and nothing more.

Honestly, it couldn’t be any more of a win-win if I’ve ever seen one.

What you need to understand is that even though this is by far the most excellent gift exchange idea on the planet, I want you to know that you need to put in some work to make things happen for you. That means logging into Milfplay and messaging women in your local area to set up a date night out.

I always let them know that I’ve got something very nice planned for the night out and I’ll be coming with gifts, lol.

As for other gifts that I often choose to shower my favorite older women with, here’s a list that of my other go-to gifts:

Sexy Lingerie

Expensive Champagne

Pearls and Diamonds

Concert Tickets

and that’s just to name a few. Trust me, there are a lot more ideas out there that you can consider.

If you’re still not sure what to get any of the women in your life today, then you can always take them out to a nice dinner and rent a hotel for the night. That always goes over very well. In fact, I can’t tell you just how amazing your night can be if you put forth the time and effort to show this woman a good time.

I’ve never been disappointed with the results of putting forth the effort to please a milf from Milfplay.com. There’s a reason why they use it and why you should be using it this holiday season!