You’ve done everything right so far. You’ve turned the sexy milf on. You’ve shown her how interested you are in her and you’ve lined up your date with the smoking hot milf you met online. It’s now time to go on a date with this horny milf and hopefully play a little bit. But before you do so, you’ll need to know how to drink with one. Most mature women are very particular when it comes to drinking booze and if you want to up your chances of hooking up then you need to know the rules.
Five Tips For Drinking With Milfs
Don’t Start Early
If you show up for a date with a milf and you’re half wasted then the woman you’re set to go out with is going to think you’re a drunken loser. I don’t care how much money you have, what you drive or how super cool you are and how popular you are. Showing up to a date half trashed is starting off on the wrong foot. That holds especially true for beautiful mature women.
Offer Wine
Most milfs love wine. They typically are not into drinking kegs of beer. Some of them may be but most just aren’t into that. It’s always best to offer any mature lady wine when going on a date with her. Why? Well, for starters, this is a great way to get your date turned on a bit. Wine usually does one of two things. It either causes a woman to want to get more intimate or it puts her to sleep. Take your chance here with this and you may end up fucking her!
Go High-End
I don’t know about you, but the mature women that I’ve dated all love top shelf booze. They don’t mess with any well-liquor. If you’re going out on a date with one, be prepared to splurge for some good booze. For example, drinking Grey Goose martinis will likely be in order or some top shelf gin even. You need to pay for it one way or another.
No Shooters
Do not start ordering random shots with some smoking hot milf. Yes, it’ll be fine at the time and maybe even fun but she’ll probably think you’re immature and not ready to bang a real woman. Most high-class milfs keep it together until they get into the bedroom. That’s when they really let loose!
Don’t Get Wasted
This might be the most important drinking tip that I’ll give you here. If you think getting wasted on a first date with a milf is a great idea then you’re an idiot. I’ve never had a date end well when I get polluted. If anything it’s caused problems when trying to last in bed if I even get that far. Keep your composure and you’ll have a better shot at ending up in a nearby hotel room balls deep in some horny milf.
That’s all I have for you today! Cheers and bottoms up!